Fairy tale endings aren't always what the seem.
The princesses get lonely while Charming is saving the day.
Far far away, Rapunzel’s tower is beginning to lean.
After all, even the innocent Aurora had a roll in the hay.
The princesses get lonely while Charming is saving the day.
Cinderella instead prefers the boy at the liquor store.
Even the innocent Aurora had a roll in the hay,
And Snow White’s lover count is up to four.
Cinderella instead prefers the boy at the liquor store
And Ariel has learned how to get those land boys to beg
While Snow White’s lover count is up to four.
Cinderella watches and consumes another keg.
And Ariel has learned how to get those land boys to beg.
She ends up seducing all the other Charmings.
Cinderella quietly watches and consumes another keg,
Her raucous behavior has become quite alarming.
Ariel ended up seducing all the other Charmings,
But what of Pocahontas, the Indian Princess?
HER raucous behavior has become quite alarming.
She could be described as a harlot. (At best.)
And what of Pocohantas, the Indian Princess?
Don’t you hear about Tinkerbell anymore?
She could be described as a harlot, at best.
She took lessons from Snow White on how to score.
Don’t you hear about Tinkerbell anymore?
She ended up getting with the seven little men.
She took lessons from Snow White on how to score.
And two years later, they numbered ten.
“She ended up getting with the seven little men?”
“Yup, that’s what they told me,” Jasmine said.
“And two years later, they numbered ten.”
Aladdin is confused, so he scratches his head.
“Yup, that's what they told me,” Jasmine said
As she explained to Peter Pan
How Aladdin got confused, so he scratched his head
When Genie and Aboo told him Jasmine had left for Never Never Land.
As Jasmine was explaining to Peter Pan,
Belle was off wondering how she had fallen in love with a dog.
Genie and Aboo were explaining to Aladdin that Jasmine had left for Never Never Land
And Belle was wandering around in a fog.
Belle wondered how she had fallen in love with a dog
Was it his spots? But how would that make him good in bed?
Belle was lost in a thickening fog.
How did this happen to me? Did I get hit in the head?
Was it his spots? But how would that make him good in bed?
All the princesses have followed Guinevere’s lead.
(Except Belle who is still lost in a thickening fog).
And found all tier Lancelot’s at the bottom of a cup of mead.
All the princesses have followed Guinevere’s lead
And far away Rapunzel’s tower begins to lean
And she too found Lancelot at the bottom of her cup of mead
Fairy tale endings aren't always what they seem.
